by Charles Muganzi, Permanent Secretary in the Ministry of Works and Transport:

There is no CHOGM road that is going to last more than two years. We only carpeted on top because there was no time. There was no foundation at all and the drainage was never overhauled because we got the money late.

Followed by some finger pointing:

My ministry is not more corrupt than the Ministry of Finance. Mr Chairman, I swear, it is Finance which is more corrupt than mine.

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